Minus the nose, mustache, eyes, cheek bones, pigmentation, hair and face.
It’s ok if they break up because tattoos aren’t perma…wait..sh*t that’s henna tattoos…well just make sure your next girl is also named Brenda.
I wonder if Nicki Minaj’s original ass is in there?!
No need for name calling you f*cking b*stard son of a b*tch piece of sh*t! Also, f*ck you!
This is the best reason to never wash the hood of your car again!
What about all the re-tweets? Did you count those?
However, I will not apologize for pooping in your backpack Luke. That was too much fun.
So maybe this is the wrong saying, but you know what I mean!
